Make no noise when you eat
Please don't slap the table so hard
l am weak in nerve l will be frightened to death easily
No more tricks Don't think l won't kill you
l know you will
But if you kill me
Who is going to feed you a line of Maiden Sutra per day?
l don't think it is easy to find
lt is to your advantage to spare my life
And more, you should ensure my safety
Until l have found Aunt
Well then, you gave me a line yesterday
Now give me another
Wait till tonight l said now
Barely several hours have passed from last night to now
You call that a day?
Then you are ripping me off
A day becomes two
Your chicken lays two eggs a day?
What is so funny? Laugh again and l will take your head off
Shifu, l will not do it again
Once there was a man
He was very absent-minded
One day, he put on his shoes and went out
Then he found out that he wore two left shoes
Then he asked his servant to go back and get him the right one
But the servant went for the whole day And came back empty-handed
You know why? No
The servant said, master... there are only right shoes in the house
l couldn't find you replacement
l will not
Goddess Locusta means what she says
But taking the head? l don't think so
Yeung Gor, don't think l won't kill you
Ling-po, l give you one more chance
You go find your uncle-in-arms
Tell her if she doesn't want to see Yeung Gor die
Take the Maiden Sutra here
lf you can't find her Don't bother to come back
Just kill yourself
Yes, Shifu
Uncle-in-arms, disciple Hung Ling-po here
What are you doing here? Where is my sister-in-arms?
She is with brother-in-arms Yeung Gor
She is with Gor? ls Gor all right?
He is fine now But l am not sure for how long
Shifu is not in good mood lately
You know why she is not happy?
She wants Maiden Sutra
Uncle-in-arms
lf you want Brother-in-arms Yeung to be alive and well
You'd better traded him with Maiden Sutra
Shifu has left the words that she doesn't
have the right heart for Maiden Sutra
Uncle-in-arms, why let Brother-in-arms die just because of some words Grand Shifu said
Grand Shifu was dead for so long
But Brother-in-arms Yeung is still alive
You think about it
May l be excused
Grand Shifu, Shifu, disciple Dragon Girl has failed you
l can't carry your order
l can't watch Gor die in Sister-in-arms' hands
l have to take Sister-in-arms to the stone hall to let her practice Maiden Sutra
l know l am being disobedient
After Gor has returned in safety
l will kill myself her in front of Grand Shifu and Shifu
Hey, let us find a shady place to sit down
Or we will be dried up under the sun
You think your disciple can find Aunt so easily?
Your old flame, your good shifu cares for you so much
When she knows you are in trouble
She will come immediately to save you
What old flame?
Your Shifu had made a vow that if she couldn't find a man
She would never leave the Ancient Tomb and the mountain
She has gone to Jiangnan with you
But you have turned to another woman
That's why she went back to the tomb and left you
She can't bear to see you die She will come to save you
What an adulterous couple
Li, how could you say such dirty things?
You were not my par before all these
lf l want to kill you, it is just easy
But l want to wait for Maiden Sutra first
Don't do it if you don't want it be known
You and your shifu have committed adultery
You shouldn't mind others talking about it
Li Mok-sau, you are viperous and foul-mouthed
No wonder that Luk guy didn't want you
Woman like you just make me puke
l have said that whoever mentions Luk Ting-yuen and Ho Chin-kwan in front of me
He will die a gruesome death
So his name was Luk Chin-yeun
He knew how wicked you are And so refused to get close to you
He was smart
You want death?
Shifu, you don't want Maiden Sutra now?
l want Maiden Sutra, l also want his life
Shifu, Uncle-in-arms is coming
lf she finds Yeung Gor dead How will she give you the Maiden Sutra?
You have fallen in love with him?
Shifu, you always say all men deserve to die
How will l love those stinking men?
Dragon Girl really is coming?
She has been despondently waiting for Yeung Gor to go back
l told her your words How will she not come
You see it, love only brings harm
Take him to the wood
Shifu, what for?
You won't do it unless you know what it is for?
Of course not
Great lover, both of you will die
That will do, even ten Dragon Girls can't save him
Shifu, what should we do now?
Waiting for her to come
Now you go to the tea stall and make me several dishes
What about the boss?
Just get in the way, l have sent him home
Come on Yes
Shifu, have some tea
ls Li Mok-sau here?
Kid, what is it?
You are Li Mok-sau?
Aren't you supposed to be very old and ugly
Kid, you don't want to live?
So you must be her
Don't you dare
You aren't that ugly after all
Kid, why are you here?
To deliver a letter A very important letter
Give it here Hold it
Money on delivery, 5 teals, come on
Let me kill you first Money on delivery indeed
Well you can't, if you kill me There will be no letter
Take it
That's about it, take it
Open it Yes, Shifu
Mo-sheung that hussy And a letter
Shifu, l know l am wrong
Please don't kill me
l have decided to return the Five Poison Manual to you
Please come to the Rain Pavilion at the 7th hour to get it
lt gets quieter and more eerie with the passing of time
Now what to do?
Stupid Egg l am here
Stupid Egg
Stand there, don't come here
What? l come to save you And you shout at me
No, the surrounding is poisoned
You just leave, Li Mok-sau is nearby
lf you don't run now, you can't make it
Don't worry l have lured her to the Rain Pavilion
You think so only
How come you are here?
Hussy, you have forgotten who raised you up
You think this simple trick will work on me
Li Mok-sau, if you let her go
l will give you Maiden Sutra and the Five Poison Manual
l will get them anyway, l don't need you
They say Goddess Locusta is wicked and kill without mercy
Now l am going to kill one of you You decide
Kill me Why?
l never thought l could leave here alive
So you are sacrificing for love?
Yeung Gor, what about you?
l am a man, she can die for me
Why can't l die for her
Kill me if you can
Stupid Egg
l just despise people like you
You don't have to fight, you both will die
Gor, Gor, where are you?
Dad, l am here, over here
Reinforcement? lt is no use
Let me kill you first, then this hussy
Dad, Dad Son
Dad, it is poisoned
Poisoned? You don't know your Dad is the grand master of poison?
Run?
Dad, l wait for you in front
Ling-po, chase
Stupid Egg
Leave her alive means one Li Mok-sau more
Stupid Egg, Sister-in-arms has saved us many times
She took care of me since small
She is not like Li Mok-sau
You let her go Go
Sister-in-arms
Sister-in-arms, you should leave Li Mok-sau
You will meet a tragic end if you keep on following her
You just go and leave me alone
Wherever l go, Shifu will find me
Moreover, l have been with her for so long
l can't leave herjust like that
You just run, if she comes here You can't get away
Let us go, thank you
We have been running so long let us take a rest
No, wait till we are further away
You look tired
lf she catches us, we will die
Don't worry, she is not my Dad's par
No, l said l would wait for him
He won't die, you will see him again
Come on, let us go
Miss, go away if you are smart No
Leave me alone, run No
Fok To, bully a girl like that You are man or not
Alive or dead, depends on what Dragon Girl will do
Honey
You still have some use Leave you for later
You hussy just gets in the way
You are better dead than alive
lt is you?
Mr Fok, we have met before
Uncle Kwok, help
Gor Yes
You all right?
What? lt is you?
And got hit by my Dad's palm kungfu?
A pair of adulterers
Let us go
Don't go
Marvelous kungfu
l am Kwok Ching And how should l address reverend?
Gold Wheel, they call me Gold Wheel Abbot
Knight-errant Kwok, my honour
Shifu, this man...
Behave yourself
The Gold Sabre Prince Consort of Genghis Khan
You really are a great hero
lt is my pleasure and honour
Abbot you are too kind
Your disciple has time and again stirred up trouble in the mainland
No, Shifu, this man...
You shut up in front of Knight-errant Kwok
My disciple is unruly l will straighten him out
Gor
Dad, he's gone
You know l want to see him Why didn't you keep him
Why bother to see man like him? He is an eyesore
The Hero convention is coming
lndeed, l think Mom and Mo brothers are already there
lf you don't go now Mom will be angry with you
All right, you spoiled
They are going that way Let us go this way
Aunt made it, of course l like it
See, l told you to be still
Gor
l think we will be fine here
You all right? l am fine
Really? What? l said l am fine
You didn't show so much concern when l wanted
l am angry now
l am just tired, some sleep and l will be fine
Go to sleep then, what now?
You are tired too Why don't you go to sleep?
Aunt
Miss Luk, Luk Mo-sheung...
Stupid Egg
Honey Stupid Egg
Honey, where have you been?
You aren't hungry? See
What is it?
Hey, Stupid Egg, come over here
All right, go along with you
Honey, you really are all right?
Li Mok-sau tried to beat me to death a dozen times
l grew up with medicinal wine
This is the Five Poison Manual You keep it with you
l remember the content
What if you forget?
l will never forget it all my life
What is love in this secular world?
That only death will two part
Always together like the migrating birds
lgnoring times or seasons
Happy together, but wail upon separation
The lovesick ones among them
lf you can tell, the vast sky The countless mountains
What is this loneliness for
Congratulations, Shifu
Shifu, you have mastered the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kungfu
With your martial artistry You are now invincible in the world
But there is something l don't understand
Shifu, could you tell me?
Just say it
l have caught Yeung Gor
l could have forced him to hand out the Maiden Sutra
Though Kwok Ching came at that moment
With your martial artistry You didn't have to worry about him
But why you... You come with me
The Kwok couple are hosting a hero Convention in Dasheng Pass
They mean to call the martial adepts tojoin the Mongolian resistance
What?
Khan knows about it and so sent me down south
To lay the groundwork for the Mongolian army
But the Sung force is weak and low in morale
No way they can stop our Mongolian army
Right
But the mainland has no lack of martial arts adepts
lf they join force
lt will delay us taking over Sung
That's why l have to make myself leader in the hero convention
Then we can undermine them
Without these martial arts adepts
Mongolia can easily extend its boundary south down to Sung
Khan is great leader indeed he has thought everything out
That's why l didn't confront Kwok Ching right away
l didn't want to alert him and expose my true identity
Shifu, with your martial artistry becoming leader is a piece of cake
ln the martial world, the greatest in martial artistry are East lnfidel
West Venom, South Emperor And North Beggar
East lnfidel Wong Yeuk-shi is Kwok Ching's father-in-law
But he is an eccentric He doesn't care about worldly affairs
South Emperor has devoted himself to Buddhism
They pose no obstacles
That leaves me West Venom and North Beggar
Auyeung Fung has gone mad
And he has deep grudges with mainland martial arts practitioners
So he is not a problem
That's why my greatest obstacle is North Beggar Hung Chat-gung
Ready...make me rich...7 fours...four...
Hey, what are you doing?
What have l done?
Leave him alone...again...
l told you to stop
What? Leave me alone, who bothers with you
Stop it, you just won't stop
Leave him alone, another round
Rich...four...
Hey, who are you?
This pot of dog meat is just enticing
Hey, you man or ghost?
lf l am ghost l will only care for joss sticks and not dog meat, stupid
You dare to fool around in front of us the Tibetan Ugly Five?
You don't want to live
lndeed, who are you?
Me? l am a ghostbuster l come for you five stinking ghosts
Run faster, after l have filled up my belly l will come for you
Gor...Gor...son...where are you?
Son, Gor, where are you?
Son...son...son
l am Dragon Girl Dragon Girl?
l remember now, you are Gor's shifu
You give my son back to me
l have only one son You give him back to me
He's gone Gone? Where?
Where has he gone?
Son, where has my son gone? Son, Son...
He has gone to play
My son, where have you gone? Son
Run...
What is it?
Uncle-in-arms, you come at the right time
We have bumped into a bully
Yes, he is great in martial artistry
You have to help us Yes
Stand aside Yes
Leave everything to me
Hey, if you ugly three don't take me up the mountain
How can l dig out the other two?
Uncle-in-arms, that's him
Oh, reinforcement?
Uncle-in-arms, you handle him first
We go get more help, run!
This old beggar hates nothing more than those squeaky clean in appearance
But actually rotten inside
Why not take a leaf from me
Let the grime and dirt stick
Go
You must be Elder Hung, Hung Chat-gung
What? l am Fok To
l am the uncle-in-arms of the Tibetan Ugly Five
So you can't be a good man
Actually l disapprove of their doings
But...for the sake of their shifu My brother-in-arms...
So you have to give them a hand?
You saw it, they pushed me out and they ran away
They meant to use me as their shield
Right, it looks like it
Elder, if you want to chase them you have to hurry
Or they will go up Hua Shan
l know what to do
Don't let me know you lie to me
Otherwise...
l dare not, Elder please weed the chaff for me